The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.
Tampa Bay Rays Cancel New Stadium Plans After Local Government Stalls
Funding
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If funding were approved, St. Petersburg residents would have been on the
hook for a new stadium for one of baseball’s least attended teams.
2 hours ago
ROTFLMAO!!!!