The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.
"The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they know about what they imagine they can design."
- F.A. Hayek